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Drake

Awwwhhng

Drizzy

Ackhk…………

a red plus a blue makes a purple…..

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two broken hearts make a circle

Can a hamster find mafuckin love witta gerbil?

Do two cancers make a virgo?

Think I needed to find out…ergo…

I carry errything on my own back……………..turtle

Carry my own baggage with me…..what a fuckin purseload

I been airin out my laudry n I’m still just on the first load

It’s the bane of my existence, mahfucka……….Kurt Co

Shoutouts to my stylists Kyle, Frankie n Gilberto

My heart is like my stage, nigga….full - dress - rehearsals

T-O show a nigga hate sometimes, it’s hurtful

T-Vo Degrassi, mahfuckas, no commercials

Boy I’m poured up, I’m just swirling ma own merlot

Drank so much of that shit boy, I think I need a girdle

But noooooooooooo, don’t make me put ya name in my journal

Cos I be catchin BAWDIES like a robin in a wormhole

They said that Aubs was Aubsolete

Aubviously, they was wrong Cos the Aubstacles they tryna put before me only made me strong awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You don’t want no beef with Aubs, vegan

Pussay niggas comin at me, young Aubstetrician

Boy….consider that ma fuckin Aubservations

Reppin for mah family’s my only Aub-li-gay-shunnnnnn ooooooooohhhhhhhh

*dies*

LMAO. I love Drake, but this is a bit too accurate.